Only The Lonely, The Internet & The Makings of Monsters

I posted a dresser for sale on Craig's List with the word "drawers" abbreviated in the subject line. Little did I know that I was metaphorically dangling rotted flesh in front of a mob of zombies. If you are a zombie and you attempt to email me. Just know that I save your emails as proof of mass disorder, profound dysfunction and for later comedic consumption (i.e. kicks!).


 Knucklehead:
 
"You do know it’s DRAWER, not DRAW, don’t you?"




My response:

You know you are right!
In fact, I've found myself calling it drawer (singular) or drawers (Ala plural) and drawer's (as in my drawer's).
Sometimes, when I'm feeling sexy, I like to call them Josephine or Electra's or sexy sexy drawers. And other times, when I'm feeling down and out. I will call them Sigmund, Nietzsche or baby cakes. This usually changes depending upon my state of mindness, moodecka and especially when I am near the mid-latitudes! I in fact always say "draw" when I'm at 41degrees north. I find myself abbreviating everything here in LA! Like Are You F***ing Kidding Me?,  F***ing idioso, Mother F***er ? u writing me!, Back The F*** Off, AH, AWHFY?, AYPI?, BAG!, BMB!, BOB!, BOM!, Are you my DGA?, B4N. Shall we send eachother profile pics now? I KNOW U HAVE THE TIME!



Knucklehead response:

From: Knucklehead:
To: 'Eric Wong'
Sent: Monday, July 25, 2011 6:18 PM
Subject: RE:The Most Unique DRESSER 6 draw wood!

Wow. Not only are you an idiot, but you’re a rude illiterate idiot as well.  WHAT FUCKIN’ BOAT DID YOU FALL OFF, JACKIE CHAN? BTW, there’s nothing “unique” about the dresser. It’s as butt ugly as you are butt stupid.  Would love to continue a battle of wits, but as you’re unarmed, it WOULD be a waste of my time. So kindly fuck off before I drive down to Palos Verdes and kick your yellow ass into the ocean.

My response:

Is that a challenge? Where and when pink cheeks? If I were standing toe to toe with u right now I'd knock your damn white wig right the fuck off. Onto the ground even. Why I ought-ta!

The following is a taste of what happens to white/pink racists when they spout beyond the reaches of the internet http://www.youtube.com/watch?v​=th82PWFpobY

Come on down MY WAY and prove your superiority my friend in ANY WAY you can configure!
I challenge u to a duel!
Been a long time since I skinned me some redneck. Even longer since I spanked me a skinhead!
I know, I know illiterate and rude.
You know us Chinese!
We are known for being dummies.
Not like y'all!

Knucklehead response: The following are quotes taken from this deranged knucklehead. Some of which has been edited. As crazy boy included personal information he found on myself and my wife. Of course, they included threats...

First of all... You might want to remove the email address from the Internet, as the publication of it (and the email) crosses into illegal territory. Also since it’s someone else’s address, you’re actually harassing an innocent bystander. Not cool and not bright.

The Internet works in both directions, my friend. Do not start a war based on ego. Sorry you didn’t like being corrected for bad English. Your childish response sparked mine. I should've taken the high road, but I'm damn sick of rude people thinking that THEY can say anything they want without consequences, but when that behavior is thrown back in their faces, they behave like petulant children.

Lay down your sword and behave responsibly. Treat people with respect and you'll receive it in return. Try acting 41, not 12. That huge arrogant chip on your shoulder probably doesn't serve you very well. You didn't like being spoken to in a derogatory way that denigrated you, did you? You're as much of a racist as the person you think I am. My little social experiment proved that racism is prevalent in all directions.

How would your employers feel about your blog, or better yet, what you write in emails to people from Craigslist who merely bring a grammatical error to your attention. My first email was entirely innocuous. You took it entirely personally, which speaks volumes about your maturity and worldview. You CHOSE to berate and rant and escalate. I pushed to see how far you would go, and it took you all of two seconds to show your true colors, no pun intended.

As I said, your publication of the email address is out of line. Such action cuts both ways, and there can be consequences for you as well as the other person. Regarding the American History X clip, you should probably not share those sexual fantasies. I hope you do the right thing and remove your post in the next 15 minutes. You are hereby asked to Cease & Desist from all further communication, and to immediately remove the blog entry that has the other email address and email contents. Failure to comply may lead to an even more unpleasant conflict. It's in everyone's best interest -- yours, mine, and the innocent bystander's (One must assume he means my wife) - to cooperate. Thank you.

My response: The following is my blog response to all those unfortunates here on the web. So sad to see helpless individuals such as Knucklehead so desperately reaching out, searching for something, someONE to connect with.

Here are some helpful resources for Bipolar disorder Manic depression; Bipolar affective disorder and many other mental diseases including loneliness! I hope these sites will not only be helpful but that they will keep you occupied for the duration.


http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmedhealth/PMH0001924/

http://www.seroquelxrtouchpoints.com/mental-health-resources

http://www.nami.org/ National Alliance on Mental Health


http://suicidehotlines.com/ let somebody know your pain

http://suicidehotlines.com/national.html Need someone to talk to?

http://www.23nlpeople.com/treatment/loneliness-being-lonely.php On Loneliness and Being Lonely

http://www.cyberparent.com/men/lonelinessmalesmanmenlonely.htm